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2009/4/7 0904 趣言翻摘华盛顿不是出好演员的地方。坏演员的竞争太强烈了。 －－佛瑞德•艾伦 "Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great." -Fred Allen 我第一次在教堂的唱诗班唱完歌；两百人改变了他们的信仰。 －－佛瑞德•艾伦 "The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion." -Fred Allen 生是他的死。 －－塞缪尔•贝克 "Birth was the death of him." -Samuel Beckett 在我遇到我老公之前，我从未掉进爱情里。我倒是踩进去过几次。 －－丽塔•茹德纳 "Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times." -Rita Rudner 一个女孩可以一直等那个适合她的男人，这并不是说，她就不能和那些不适合她的人共度愉快的时光。 －－雪儿（美国演员） A girl can wait for the right man to come along but, in the mean time, that doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. --Cher 如果你父母从未有过孩子，八成你也不会有。 －－迪克•凯维特 "If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you." -Dick Cavett 我爱死期。我喜欢它们嗖嗖飞逝的声音。 －－道格拉斯•亚当斯 "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." --Douglas Adams 原谅并不能改变过去，但它能扩展未来。” －－保罗•博伊斯 "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." -- Paul Boese 犯错是人性，原谅是神性。 －－亚历山大•坡普 "To err is human; to forgive, divine." -- Alexander Pope 原谅是给一个囚禁的人自由，而且发现那个囚禁的人曾是你。 －－刘易斯 B 斯默德 "To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you." -- Lewis B. Smedes 原谅是紫罗兰被鞋跟碾碎后散发在它上面的芳香。 －－马克•吐温 "Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it." -- Mark Twain 2009/2/5 0902 趣言摘翻如果还有一本书你很想读，但它还没被写出来，那你就应该去写。 －－托尼•莫里逊 If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. --Toni Morrison 享用此生任何物品的唯一途径，就是去获取它。 静洁•罗杰斯（1911－1995，美国女演员） The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it. --Ginger Rogers 这是件奇怪的事情，想象中的麻烦比现实中的更让人难以忍受。 －－桃乐茜•迪克思（记者，作家，报刊专栏撰稿人） It is a queer thing, but imaginary troubles are harder to bear than actual ones. --Dorothy Dix 当谈到一个人的美丽，我会以这种方式形容：就象一个好的女主人，你总得喜爱你自己的宴会吧，要不谁会喜欢呢？我觉得太看重它反到会害了它。 －－戴安•兰恩 When talking about one's beauty, I'd put it this way: like a good hostess, you have to enjoy your own damn party, or else who will? I think taking it too seriously can ruin it. --Diane Lane, actor 被收养的孩子实在令人头疼－你得教他们怎样长得象你。 －－吉尔达•兰德纳 "Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you." -Gilda Radner 即使爱过然后又失恋，也比一个星期洗四十磅的衣服要好。 －－劳伦斯 ·J ·皮特 "It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week." -Laurence J. Peter 我最爱喝的，是属于别人的酒。 －－戴奥奇尼斯 "What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others." -Diogenes 只有一样东西钱买不到，那就是贫穷。 －－乔 E 刘易斯 "There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty." -Joe E. Lewis 对那些感觉的人来说这个世界是出悲剧，对那些思考的人来说这个世界是出喜剧。 －贺瑞斯•沃波尔（1717－1797，英国历史学家） “The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.” - Horace Walpole 2009/1/2 0901 趣言摘翻我以我的生命以及我对它的热爱而发誓，我永远不会为另一个人而活，也不要求另一个人为我而活。 －－安•兰德 I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. -- Ayn Rand, writer and philosopher 我从不喝水；那东西腐蚀管道。 －－W C 菲尔兹（美国喜剧演员） I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes." -W. C. Fields 我一直都想做某某人，而直到现在才意识到我应该更明确一点。 －－莉莉•汤姆林 I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." -Lily Tomlin 我原本打算买那本关于掉头发的书，结果那本书的内页不停地往外掉。 －－杰伊•伦敦 "I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out." -Jay London 我想让我的孩子们拥有我买不起的东西。然后我想搬进去跟他们一起住。 菲利斯•迪勒 "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." -Phyllis Diller 我跟我自己的之间的麻烦，比跟任何我认识的人都要多。 －－德怀特•穆迪 "I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I've met." -Dwight L. Moody 即使一只停止转动的钟表，一天也有两次正确的时候。 －－埃布纳•埃申巴赫（奥地利小说家） "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach 就按现在税收的状况，你还不如为爱而结婚。 ――乔•刘易斯 "The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love." -Joe E. Lewis 一个男人只有爱情是不完整的，除非他结婚。然后他就完蛋了。 ――莎莎•嘉宝 "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished." -Zsa Zsa Gabor 人是地球上仅有的会让他们的孩子回家的动物。 －－比尔•考斯比 Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. -Bill Cosby 我喜欢长时间的散步，特别喜欢那些烦我的人去长时间地散步。 －－佛瑞德•艾伦 "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." -Fred Allen 2008/12/3 0812 趣话摘翻我永远不会为信仰而死，因为我有可能会错信。 －－罗素 "I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong." -Bertrand Russell 青春是一种奇妙的事情。把它浪费在孩子们身上简直是一种犯罪。 －－肖伯纳 "Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children." -George Bernard Shaw 通常我要花三个星期的时间准备一场即兴演说。 －－马克•吐温 "It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech." -Mark Twain 我喜欢克制，如果它不太过分的话。 －－梅•外斯特 "I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far." -Mae West 我永远不会去吃生蚝。我希望我的食物是死的。不是病着。也不是受着伤。是死了的。 －－伍迪•艾伦 "I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead." -Woody Allen 任何说他能看透女人的人，一定错过了很多东西。 －－――格劳球•马克思（1890－1977，美国笑星） "Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." -Groucho Marx 我愿意承认虽然我并非永远正确，但我从未犯过错。 －－塞缪尔•购德温（1879－1974，好莱坞制片人） I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. -Samuel Goldwyn 电视已将谋杀带进了千家万户－－它归属的地方。 －－阿尔弗雷德•希区柯克 "Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs." -Alfred Hitchcock 我母亲埋葬了三位丈夫，有两位只不过在打瞌睡而已。 －－丽塔•儒德讷 "My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping." -Rita Rudner 我认为用年龄来换取成熟的代价，实在太大了。 －－汤姆•斯达帕德（英国剧作家） "I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity." -Tom Stoppard 不是你付税，是他们收税。 －－克里斯•拉克 "You don't pay taxes - they take taxes." -Chris Rock 如果我得再活一次的话，我会犯同样的错误，只是会早点犯。” －－塔卢拉•班克海德（1902－1968。美国女演员） "If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner." -Tallulah Bankhead 我有个新哲学，我以后只会一天担心一次。 －－查尔斯•舒尔茨 "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time." -Charles M. Schulz |
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