这个出来有一阵子了，留个底。上集：

   

下集：

   

亮点摘录：

－－I’m Barack Obama. Most of you covered me. All of you voted for me.”
－－Michelle Obama has the right to bear arms.
－－Dick Cheney was supposed to be here, but he was working on his memoirs: ‘How To Shoot Friends and Interrogate People.’ ”
－－Although me and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton had been political rivals, but these days, we could not be closer. In fact the second she got back from Mexico, she pulled me into a hug and kissed me, and told me that I better get there myself.     

猫咪说：喂，大块头，别爬那么高嘛，下来咱们一起玩。

他的清单比华尔街和车业老板们详细多了，而且那些钱都将花在孩子们身上，不会变成银行大亨们的度假奖金，吼吼吼：

 

他可爱，是因为他心中有不寻常的爱。

你不用问，一个四、五岁的孩子，收集一大堆吸尘器干什么？喜爱这种感觉，有时候是没办法解释的，对那些不明白的人，说了也是白说了。

    

跟这位非洲兄弟学学吧，哈哈：

  

1）和美女Beyoncé一起露鸡腿

今年的感恩节圣诞节，尤其不好过，新总统的魅力也止不住股市的节节败退，大概许多人都没心情吃火鸡。不过呢，有意无意中啃上贾斯汀的鸡腿，还是会让你忍禁不住地乐呵一阵子地。所以，我们要大力推广贾斯汀这种永于献身的精神。

 

2）盒子里的DD

这种献身精神其实是有传统的，他和ANDY SAMBERG 的二重唱 DICK IN A BOX （歌词），曾经给过圣诞节不知道送啥礼物给女朋友的男孩子们提供了灵感（喜欢SAMBERG的同学应该去看看这个Iran So Far （歌词），这是SNL的不可错过的经典MV）：

            

3）MR. SEXYBACK

他的歌，我最喜欢的是这首SEXBACK，可惜YOUTUBE这个版本把一句很性感的歌词给改成洁版了。反正旋律还是很提神，爱跳舞的人一听这歌，脚就会痒痒的。

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special whats behind your back
So turn around and i'll pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge

Babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take em' to the chorus
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
Cause your burning up I gotta get it fast
Take em' to the bridge

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys watch while I attack
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact

Take em' to the chorus

   

活计，这是个原则问题，我从来不做别人的工作。